Get me to hospital!!!
Sean and Pat were at their pub one night, hoisting a few pints. After a while, Sean says, "Patrick, buy me another an' I'll get the next round after. I have to go make room for them first." Sean heads for the gents and is in there a few minutes when a loud "OOOHHHH!!! Me boys!!!" is heard through the door. Patrick takes a quick gulp from his glass and goes in to check on his friend. "Sean? Sean, are ye all right, me boy?" he says as he knocks on the stall door. "Oh Pat! It's a most fearful pain! Everytime I flush, something squeezes the life out of me boys. Get me to hospital!" Patrick wonders what it could be and says, "Well, Sean, open the door and let me lend ye a hand." Sean opens the door and cries, "Oh Pat. Get me to hospital! It's more than I can bear!" Pat looks at his friend and says, "We'll get you to hospital, Sean, but first let's get you off that mop bucket."
Jimbo
"No howling in the building!"
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