I learned a valuable lesson today

[Tobus]

This may already be common knowledge to the rest of you, but I had to learn it the hard way.

If you put your cell phone in your sporran, don't leave it on vibrate! Talk about a rude awakening!

I was in my office explaining some calculations to a young lady in my engineering department when my sporran started vibrating. She must have thought my crotch was on fire, the way I yelped and started grabbing at it!

[kiltedsawyer]

That's funny,.......I don't care who you are,.......that's funny!

[Detroitpete]

Oh man! Now i'm picturing a re-animated full face badger sporran scaring the bujeebus out of it's owner and a poor bystander!

[pdcorlis]

Truth IS stranger than fiction - thanks for the chuckle!

[Bugbear]

Yes, that's what you need; a growling or roaring phone ringer to put in the sporran.

[Nighthawk]

Yes, that's what you need; a growling or roaring phone ringer to put in the sporran.

Mine clucks like a chicken. And no, I'm not joking. When people call me, my sporran starts clucking like an angry chicken.

[Tobus]

Mine clucks like a chicken. And no, I'm not joking. When people call me, my sporran starts clucking like an angry chicken.

Please tell me it crows like a rooster and doesn't cluck like a hen! People might draw the wrong conclusion, aye?

[Nighthawk]

Please tell me it crows like a rooster and doesn't cluck like a hen! People might draw the wrong conclusion, aye?

No, it clucks like a hen. The longer you ignore it, the angrier and louder the clucking gets!

[thescot]

She might want you to ask her out after all that.

[Bugbear]

Mine clucks like a chicken. And no, I'm not joking. When people call me, my sporran starts clucking like an angry chicken.

Lunch?