How to answer the age old question...

**Noel Christian Riddell** · 30th January 10, 07:08 PM

Rollerboy_1979's thread* got me wondering, how do YOU answer the question:

'Wots unders yer kilt?'

I've been asked by old men, mischievous women, and blushing girls.

Typically I answer, "Anyone who needs to know already knows."

*http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/c...x.html?t=56757

**isantop** · 30th January 10, 07:16 PM

That is a great response.

**Joel** · 30th January 10, 08:31 PM

If I want to be polite, I say "Shoes and socks." If I'm feeling cheeky, I'll respond with "The Loch Ness Monster."

**Nighthawk** · 30th January 10, 09:14 PM

It depends... I was at a bar with a buddy of mine. We were leaving, and this guy and his girlfriend were coming in at the same time. The guy said to me "Hey, what kinda panties are you wearing under that?" I looked at his girlfriend and said "Hers. You want them back, sweetheart?" The started to get mad, and his girl said "You know you had that coming."

She ended everything right there. See, I have no filter between my brain and my mouth... So with me it all depends- am I able to stop myself from saying something stupid or not?

**BroosterB1** · 30th January 10, 11:09 PM

My favorite is

"Why nothing is worn under the kilt, its all in perfect order!"

**Tatonka** · 31st January 10, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

See, I have no filter between my brain and my mouth... So with me it all depends- am I able to stop myself from saying something stupid or not?

I think we may be brothers...

**Mr. Kilt** · 31st January 10, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Tatonka

I think we may be brothers...

I think it could be a fairly large family.

**Inchessi** · 1st February 10, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

See, I have no filter between my brain and my mouth... So with me it all depends- am I able to stop myself from saying something stupid or not?

Originally Posted by Tatonka

I think we may be brothers...

We should start our own clan.

GG · 30th January 10, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by Noel Christian Riddell

"Anyone who needs to know already knows

That's the best answer I have ever seen. Thank you very much!

Greg

**Noel Christian Riddell** · 31st January 10, 08:46 PM

Lots of great responses, most of them not surprisingly cheeky and wonderful.

Chuck Norris? Love it!!!!!!!

Fact of the matter is every 'asker' knows it's the kilt-wearer's wedding tackle. They just can't help being drawn to the magnetic quality of a man in a kilt.

Originally Posted by GG

That's the best answer I have ever seen. Thank you very much!

Greg

Thanks Greg.