Vindicated

**beloitpiper** · 6th February 10, 01:13 AM

I wear a 3/4 coat houndstooth Harris tweed coat in the winter. I inherited it after my grandfather died. Tonight, as I was walking home, a guy on the street muttered "Nice job, check coat," as I walked by him. As I was too drunk to confront him, I just stewed on the utterance. But as I was almost home a very cute girl said "That's a nice coat."

I now have a date for Wednesday.

Vindicated.

**cessna152towser** · 6th February 10, 01:57 AM

Bet the guy was jealous you were wearing a coat which attracted the ladies.

**Jock Scot** · 6th February 10, 04:49 AM

Well done laddie and good luck with the date.

**thescot** · 6th February 10, 06:41 AM

Good show. My motto is: don't get even, get ahead.

You definitely got ahead.

And, whenever someone says something suggesting that a kilt is not manly, I simply offer a $100 bet that if he wears anything he likes and I wear me kilt, we'll go into any bar or pub he chooses, and the guy who gets the most women talking takes the pot.

I've never lost $100 on that bet!