A smiler

[Jeannie921]

"There once was a lady from Wilts.
Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;
When they said it was shocking
To show so much stocking
She answered, "then what about kilts"?

[Laird_M]

Nice one!

[McClef]

The reply was "We don't walk on stilts
When traditionally wearing our kilts
So then it's not shocking
To show woolen stocking,
Not nylon, as ye wear in Wilts!"

[KD Burke]

A limerick’s a nice bit o’ fun
To those who know how it’s done
Jeannie and McClef
Have started…any left?
The score now is one and one!

[unixken]

I know nothing of limericks of Wilts,
though I once owned a nice pair of stilts.
Of limericks, some thirty
are considered so dirty
as to give a dear lover the jilts.

[tulloch]

This thread is a really good read,
I'd hate to spoil or mislead,
But I really must say
Jeannie welcome and Hay!
Carry on and I wish you God Speed.

[Jeannie921]

'allo Ken Cormack
Ah, yes...I love ALL Limericks and have a collection of some shady ones as well.
I lived in Euclid and Lyndhurst OH from 1948 - 1962, then Scotland '62 - '70, then
Luxembourg '70 - '74, then Hudson, OH '74 - '82....worked at Terex Plant
from '75 - '82. Have an extended family member, Cheryl Cormack who lives in Hartford, CT.

[Jeannie921]

Excellent website, KD!
and a clever post.

[MNlad]

Not one of those posts is half bad
Though some may think we're all mad
When it comes to a kilt
It helps when you're built
But hey, everything looks better in plaid.

[Jeannie921]

och aye!
a clever reply
a thank ye
from a Yankee
who cherishes memories
of my 8 years over-by.