In an alternate timeline....

**Blu (Ontario)** · 10th July 04, 06:02 AM

In an alternate timeline, Graham might have a different career!

Trrrou-sers...Ex-ter-mi-nate!

blu

**Graham** · 10th July 04, 06:37 AM

I'm seriously worried about you Blu, first the ever-changing avatars, now this.

Are you OK?

**Blu (Ontario)** · 10th July 04, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Graham

I'm seriously worried about you Blu, first the ever-changing avatars, now this.

Are you OK?

I am not... I have a form of "Internetourette's Syndrome"

Symptoms may include;
- compulsive and frequent internet use,
- posting meaningless or outlandish forum messages,
- use of off-beat avatars and signatures,
- posting repetitious subject matter,
- a desire to lash out at convention and conformance,
- may be associated with various symptoms of addiction

There is no cure.

Submission and indulgience may be the only therapy to keep it from getting worse.

blu

**bubba** · 10th July 04, 07:14 AM

Hey Fred! Get the net! We got another one here!

**Graham** · 10th July 04, 07:54 AM

Glad you are not well then Blu, however, consider this for a moment...if all trousers were destroyed, we would no longer be different in wearing kilts!! but the same as everyone else! (not that I would mind really)

**wolfgang** · 10th July 04, 08:25 AM

@bubba: Maybe that's the dinosaur (Blu's dino avatar) that invented the Kilt.

Remember questioning Miah in "History of the Kilt":
"Are you trying to tell me that dinosaurs invented the kilt?"

**Freelander Sporrano** · 10th July 04, 08:52 AM

Maybe we should start wearing trousers in our spare time

..... And then there'd be special forums we could post too on the net,... and Hamish would be the proud owner of 36 pairs...and we'd all be jelous...and Graham would be telling us that Green tights are great under them...and Bubba would be telling us all how easy they are to sew them....Madonna would choose trousers for her new world tour.... I'd wait 12 weeks for my new Bear breeches.........aghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh... Get me out get me out

**Rob** · 10th July 04, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by Blu (Ontario)

In an alternate timeline, Graham might have a different career!

Trrrou-sers...Ex-ter-mi-nate!

blu

Blu,

That couldn't possibly be Graham. Where is his cap? and as for the length of that kilt, you would never see Graham in a kilt that comes down to floor level.

By the way, is that the McDalek (Hunting/Exterminating) Tartan?

Rob (Dr. McWho fan)

**GMan** · 10th July 04, 09:58 AM

I see that kilting is now a form of disorientation brought on by this crass materialistic society in which we live in and Graham is trying to undermine the tyranny of it all.

**Andrew** · 10th July 04, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Freelander

Maybe we should start wearing trousers in our spare time

..... And then there'd be special forums we could post too on the net,... and Hamish would be the proud owner of 36 pairs...and we'd all be jelous...and Graham would be telling us that Green tights are great under them...and Bubba would be telling us all how easy they are to sew them....Madonna would choose trousers for her new world tour.... I'd wait 12 weeks for my new Bear breeches.........aghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh... Get me out get me out

What a said, said world that would be! Having to wait 12 weeks for a pair of Bear breeches!