This is a monty python-esque troop of four brits/scots/eires that had some really off-the-wall, not-always-ha-ha-funny stuff.

Anyway, cut to a patient in what appears to be a psychologist/pychiatrist office.

After a bit of dialogue, what problems, etc., doctor to patient, the diagnosis: "You're Scottish". Doctor says "When you speak, this is what I hear: (plays tape of someone speaking with scottish accent, but very high pitched)". Patient is befuddled.

Doctor asks if patient would like tea or coffee:

Patient: Coffee
Doctor: You're Scottish
Patient: Tea
Doctor: We're making progress

cut to end of skit, man in full kit, spats, fly plaid, bonnet, hackles, etc. enters, it is the doctor's assistant bringing tea, talking with high-pitched, scottish accent.

Patient: He's....
Doctor: No he's not.
Patient: But.....

cut to doctor with strange, knowing, evil look on face

end scene

Not that funny, but there was a kilt on TV!!