Tartan Cat

[Hamish]

With some of this you could have a tartan anything:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/...tan-paint.html

[Frog]

Where I live, people from Montana get the brunt of this sort of humor - Montana, where men are men and sheep are scared.

Frog

[Rusty]

With some of this you could have a tartan anything:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/...tan-paint.html

Ham, I thought this was really funny.... typical british humour. However, there are some out there that would believe tartan paint is real.

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

We've seen Tartan on cats, now here's a cat on Tartan



Couldn't resist!

Be well,

[cloves]

cute kitty. Why is it that they have to always get on everything???
Like when you spread out a newpapaer to read on the kitchen table....and they HAVE to walk on it??? What's up with that?

[Panache]

cute kitty. Why is it that they have to always get on everything???
Like when you spread out a newpapaer to read on the kitchen table....and they HAVE to walk on it??? What's up with that?

Because cats like to be the center of attention just like wives...

SMACK!

The F-H.C.A.G. here. Jamie can't complete this post but when he regains consciousness I'm sure he'll agree this joke wasn't very funny.

Be well,

The F-H.C.A.G. (filling in for my dear, not quite departed Panache)

[Fearnest]

What are the qualities of a cat?

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're unpredictable.
They pout when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be left alone.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost you money.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

What's the difference between cats and dogs?...

Dogs stick their noses in your butt

Cats stick their butt in your nose

Be well (if you can after that!),

[Fearnest]

What are the qualities of a dog?

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half-a-block away but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable at the same time.
They growl when they're not happy.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They never have enough toys and they leave them everywhere.

Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats.

[Dreadbelly]

That is certainly not my dog.

She doesn't behave like a cat either. She's... Weird.