Complete This sentence: You Know You're a Kiltie When:

[mkmound]

You know you're a kiltie when you carry a swatch of fabric from your new kilt to four stores looking for just the perfect shirt!

Been there, done that, got the shirt!

Or fabric swatches from several kilts, so you can check for shirts to match several kilts in one trip!

[Ayin McFye]

I don't know about y'all, but I am required to fend off the myriads of advances, seeing as how I have a girlfriend who is a black belt.

I can imagine that you'd be scared to do anything wrong then. I have a girlfriend too, and I would never cheat on her, but I'll admit I like the attention, and I think she does too because she can smile that she knows that she's the only one that gets to keep me. (Insert BIG ego smilie face here) And I feel the same way when someone looks at her and trys to flirt. I just smile and laugh because I know that i'm the one that's gets to have her.

[Coemgen]

Indeed, I don't particularly mind the attention, but my girl is slightly insecure, so I do my best to be a gentleman and gently refuse any advances. Of course, it is not in my favour that I have Asperger's syndrome and often don't recognise flirtatious behaviour, but I do my best.

I would never stray from my girl; I am, however, aware of the fact that her entire family (13 year old brother included ) are all martial artists, and that she has many, many friends who are stronger than I.

However, I do believe that this thread is getting a bit . So:

You know you're a kiltie if…
… whenever you go outside, strangers are suddenly intensely interested in your undergarments.

[NancyMan]

I knew I was a kiltie the moment I put on my first kilt, July 31st, 2005.

[Dirk Skene]

I knew I was a kiltie the moment I put on my first kilt, July 31st, 2005.

Duuuude You da' man