Jonesin'

[Coemgen]

Yesterday, I ordered an SWK Standard MacLaren. I just checked my e-mail, and contained therein is a note from Jerry saying that it shipped this morning.




I never knew before what it meant to be truly jonseing…

[Ozman1944]

Ah! yes, a great trial; and SWK will take a whole two or three days to delivery! However do we cope with such shoddy service?

[CactusJack]

Just don't do what I did the day mine came and I scared the :crap: out of my poor mail lady..

[pipesndrumsnun]

You'll LOVE it!!

[James MacMillan]

Just don't do what I did the day mine came and I scared the :crap: out of my poor mail lady..

Pray tell us more!

[ChromeScholar]

In anticipation, he answered the door with no trousers on?

[McMurdo]

At least it won't be too long a wait. Congratulations on the new kilt.

[CactusJack]

Pray tell us more!

Not really much to tell, I was home on vacation and knew what day it should be delivered and when I saw her walking up to the porch I went flying out the door to great her, Her exact words were Holy %$*# don't ever do that again you almost gave me a heart attack.
I said I was sorry took my package and flew back in to the house to open it.

[Warhoover]

I do hope you were kilted or pantsed and not in a state to put it on immediately!

[McFarkus]

I've had a double jones going since last week. I ordered my first kilt from SWK (Heavyweight Black Watch) on Tuesday, and it arrived on Thursday

But it was too small

So I sent it back and ordered the next size up. but while I was browsing, I noticed they had a Lamont Weathered in my size. So, what the hell, I ordered that too. Thus the double jones.

They should have arrived today, but, worse luck, it's a postal holiday. I hope, I hope, I hope they arrive tomorrow.