We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:
Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.
We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:
Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.
Sounds like a good plan!
J. Robinson
Just your average kilt wearing redneck.
We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:
Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.
thats a lot to do, i dunno if i wanna do step 11 though!
What is this condition that I have? The more I wear the kilt the more I want to wear the kilt.
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Aside from work and a few other settings I have been wearing a kilt the rest of the time. Yesterday morning I wore jeans and they were jeans with legs that have extra room. However, I still found them uncomfortable. I do not like the material pulling around on my legs. Actually, I am finding jeans to be very uncomfortable.
This morning was a tell tale sign of how much I wear a kilt. Typically when I wear a kilt the order of getting dressed is hose/socks, shoes, shirt, and finally kilt/belt/sporran. This morning while starting to get dressed I almost put my shoes on before my p*nts.
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