anti-climax jokes... I wouldnt help laugh when reading them!

**CDNSushi** · 2nd October 09, 08:18 PM

Rather than the anti-climax joke, I think I prefer the bizarre:

Q- How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A- 2. One to hold on to the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

**phantomws** · 2nd October 09, 11:02 PM

What's the difference between a duck?

**phantomws** · 2nd October 09, 11:06 PM

Removed by me.

**Jack Daw** · 7th October 09, 10:58 AM

These read like German jokes translated into English.

(That's not to say that I don't like them.)

**sydnie7** · 7th October 09, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Jack Daw

These read like German jokes translated into English.

(That's not to say that I don't like them.)

In the late sixties, one of my sisters moved to Germany along with her Army husband. They chose to live off-base and rented a small apartment from a local. Lorie had college-level German. She also had a T-shirt that said "Bull Shirt," and one day her landlord asked her what it signified. She ended up explaining it as "American humor," which evidently satisfied him!

**Jack Daw** · 7th October 09, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by sydnie7

In the late sixties, one of my sisters moved to Germany along with her Army husband. They chose to live off-base and rented a small apartment from a local. Lorie had college-level German. She also had a T-shirt that said "Bull Shirt," and one day her landlord asked her what it signified. She ended up explaining it as "American humor," which evidently satisfied him!

Some German jokes are bizarre even in German.

**Tattoo Bradley** · 7th October 09, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Jack Daw

Some German jokes are bizarre even in German.

Haha. INDEED THEY ARE!

(Visions of Mike Myers playing Deter...)

**Monkey@Arms** · 7th October 09, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by ForresterModern

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead.

Best regards,

Jake

**Monkey@Arms** · 7th October 09, 10:20 PM

This one is more absurdist, but I love it.

Two sausages are in a frying pan.
The first one says "Is it getting hot in here?"
The second one screams "Aaah! A talking sausage!"

Best regards,

Jake

**funlvnman** · 7th October 09, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Paul.

I love these "jokes"! They're completely anti-climax to any classic joke format... they've basically ruined all other jokes for me!
I'm not sure if many people share my sense of humour though

My personal favorite is "Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?"

Look up Henny Youngman for some inspiration.
My favorite of his is

Two buffalo were roaming across the plains. One buffalo suddenly stopped. The other buffalo asked "Why did you stop?". The first buffalo said "I heard a discrouraging word"