Chris... YOU can have that one! How about a black pinstripe for the Yankee fans, a red pinstripe for the Phillies fans and a blue one for the Cubbie die-hards? Get some team patches for the front placard and you may just have something.

Try one on eBay to see if the fish are biting. We listed one in an Orange and Black tartan with a Philadelphia Flyers emblem on the placard and it went immediately. Just a thought.