Quote Originally Posted by Dale Seago View Post
Och, ye WILL be eaten, no gettin' aroond that. It comes tae us all. But there may yet be hope. If this run of the tartan goes well and is pleasing in Their sight, there may yet be time before the stars are right tae attempt a second. The hope is that those of us who please Them may be eaten first, and have less of horror tae endure aforehaund.
If you get eaten, can I have your kilt?