Quote Originally Posted by The Monk View Post
OK, here's my answer.

1. My kilts are wool and they aren't cheap. I wear compression shorts underneath them.

2. I fart a lot. I'm good at it. Everybody farts. Part of what gives farts their odor are bits of, well, poop which come out with the gas. Flatulence

3. If you're good with that on a nice kilt with no intervening barrier ........
You gave me a right good bellyaching laugh Monk, but nevertheless what you said very directly is true.