My wife loves me, she respects me, but i found today that she thinks I'm a bit fanatic about wearing kilts.

I love to discuss everything with her, but when it come to kilts I first ask if I can mention the "k" word

She is right (as always) I am a fanatic. I joined a pipe band, I started Scottish country dancing, I go to ceilidhs, I go anywere....for an excuse to wear a kilt.

I am a kiltaholic, I've not worn a kilt for 5 minutes now.