Quote Originally Posted by Geniepants View Post
You know you wear your kilt a lot when you walk into your favorite pub wearing pants, and one of the waitresses asks you where your kilt is.
Quote Originally Posted by Macman View Post
Or even better if she says she's never seen you with your pants on!
I have had both of these comments before. the second one was said by a female friend of mine rather loudly in the pub

If youve never had someone almost shout " ive never seen you with your trousers on before!" in a crowded pub before, its deffinatly an interesting experiance