Web searches reveal the oddest things.

Looking for "pressing a kilt" returned several wordy treatises on the making of a kilt, and this...

http://www.freewebs.com/celestialwom...onatekilts.HTM

It is rated PG-13 for mostly tongue-in-cheek bodices and some heaving.

Worth the 29 short paragraphs starring the highlander. Read on if you must...

-G