White Kilt Hose

[Kilted Karl]

Dear All,

Long ago there lived an evil Scotsman. He wore a kilt that reached FAR below his knees and a flatcap (sometimes a pith helmet). His name was Dr. White Hose. Deep in his castle he concocted an insidious plan to cover the world with white-kilt-hose-wearing people. Many years later his plan has almost succeed....

At least this is the story I have been able to piece together from my travels around X marks the Scot.

I was wondering if some of you might be able to elucidate about white kilt hose as well as other little known (at least among newbies) peculiarities of Scottish dress?

Thank you very much, and...er... did I get the story wrong?

Your Obedient Servant,

Karl