Monday was my first day back at work after having 5 in a row off(usually on get 1 full off without a call or page). It had been a glorious 5 vacation days, full of fun and being kilted at that. The alarm went off at 4:00am and I struggled out of bed. Doing the usual morning stuff still dreaming I grabbed at the clothes in a habit where I always set them out the night before. On with the shirt and on with the socks (good old athletic socks up to the calf-old police habit-ankle holster use to rub me wrong!). After the socks I continued still in a dreaming state grabbing and throwing the wrap around to fasted the kilt...WAIT!!! Yes, you guessed it...I grabbed the pants leg and tried to make a kilt out of them! At this I woke with a sudden realization that it was back to the panted world I was going...TALK ABOUT A MONDAY SURPRISE!

Thought I share...

RLJ-