OK OK I've had enough!!!! time to tackle this regimental stuff head on, no mucking about, listen up you "no undies" brigade and let me tell you what happens when you become an older geezer like me.

There's not other way to put it, so i will be both blunt and crude.

Some guys as they get older, tend to develope problems of various sorts with the waterworks. For me it's not chronic, but now and then i have "accidents" and sometimes leak a wee bit

My point is this, if I went about as a "real Scot" then for reasons of hygiene I would be washing my kilt every other day.
Now you knowthat's not the practical thing to do.

So tell me how you can maintain hygiene as well as decency by being starkers under the kilt?

Frankly, I have pondered this, and apart from always wearing very long shirts down the kilt, I canna think of a way around the situation.

Sorry Mrs Blu, I did warn you.