I have just paid one of my increasingly rare visits to Tom's Cafe. I just don't seem to find the posts to be as interesting as they used to be. I hadn't got very far when I suddenly realised why I don't go to Tom's as often. There was a reply to a post from a new member, in which he started going on about fluffy white petticoats. Have you ever had that feeling that you don't belong somewhere? Well I certainly had one right there and then. I couldn't get back here quickly enough. I must have broken a world record (at my age).

Rob (whose visits to Tom's will be even less frequent)