Has anyone a first time story to tell

As I've said before I've only just started wearing the kilt. People here tend not to ask questions if they don't know you.They come up to me if they see me next day and ask about it.

One woman asked "The" usual question so I asked her if she wore anything under her Bunad (National costume) She puzzled this one for a few seconds and then said......"Now and again..Now and again"