A Kilted Adventure at WalMarche'
So its summer and 104 in my little town deep in the Canyonlands. I've gone to my USA Kilts PV Casuals to stay cool. But the underwear I wear under the kilt at work is long boxer style. Figure Fruit of the Loom makes the same thing in a brief and head out to the big box super store to see if they do.
I'm in luck, they do make them and my size is in stock. Pick up a few more things and check out.
When I get to check out the cashier knows me and we're chatting. There's a flock of kids in line with their father behind me. The kids start asking why the man is wearing a dress. He's trying to explain that its a kilt and points out that kilted men don't wear underwear...then one of the brighter daughters asks if that's true why is the cashier ringing up a five pack of Fruit of the Looms for me??? Then the cashier starts teasing me - "Yeah, why are you buying underwear if you're kilted?"
Said, "Because of overly curious children." and got outta there....jeez...felt like I was caught red handed breaking some expectation of "knowledgeable" fathers.
Anyway...kilted at work today in the new shorter Fruit of the Looms and it does feel a lot cooler.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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