I was wondering if anyone has any tips for using the toilet with a kilt on. I can use the urinal fine, but I'm having a heck of a time with the toilet.

I'm not trying to be crass or perverted, but I seriously haven't figured out the sitting down part. Do you lift the kilt? Do you remove it? Do you hope one of your pleats doesn't try to imitate Greg Louganis and dive on in? Seriously, I'm not getting it.

PS - Sorry if this offends anyone, that wasn't my intent. Also, I understand if this gets removed.