Sorry, Y'all, I cana notta speak Scotish, let alone type it. Sooooo'ah, leta me try hillabillah'ath. Maybe an'th both'a .

I'aah have'a kilta for a month'a. I'aah have ah been wearing ah the kilta for the last'ah fourteen days'ah. Straight'ah. No'a p@ants'a! If'a "civiliasation'ah" have'a problem'ath, then'a, they'a have'a problem'a, nott'a me'ath problem'ath!!!

Still following me? Greetings from the southern shores of Lake Erie, Lorain, Ohio, USA!