Well, here I am at home, doing it all wrong.

The traditionalists will be aghast that I'm wearing a tee shirt and flipflops, with no sporran, and that my kilt is made from low yardage poly-acrylic, with an elastic waistband. At least it's my clan tartan

The modernists will be equally scandalized that I'm wearing a Sportkilt, but the closest I come in this picture to any sort of activity is typing a post on Xmarks