Whilst perusing the site below, I came across something that no self-respecting Haggis hunter should be without - "The Haggis Whistle" (https://web92.secure-secure.co.uk/la...ml%23a419#a419). It actually imitates the mating call of the Haggis, thus ensuring the 'Basher' can ensure the happiness of his 'Masher' at St Andrew's Tide and Burns Night. (C.F. 'Hamish - The Hairy Haggis' by A.K. Paterson (http://www.lomondbooks.com/Lomond_Bo...ggis.3273.html) for more info on Bashers and Mashers).

St Andrew's Tide isn't far off now so order quick before they sell out!