Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
See, if you weren't so beautimously gorgiferous, you wouldn't have this problem. I mean, *I* don't have this problem, though I bet that LitTrog has to fend off amourous advances several times, each time he goes to a public gym.
1) If you inspire Limericks, you're bound to attract attention at a gym.

2) That's why I don't go public anymore, Alan. That creepy dude in the mirror keeps winking at me and showing me his abs. Blech.