At the risk of being ostracised I have to ask, "What on earth are "Daisy Dukes"? I've never heard of them.

In spite of what Rhino says about Gays and kilts in the British Midlands, I was at Brighton Pride (that's on England's South Coast) on Saturday, as I have been for the past four years. I have never seen as many kilts (traditional and contemporary) and Utilikilts as were in evidence this year. Last year, for example, I doubt I saw more than six or eight tartan kilts, and no others (apart from my own white Utilikilt). On Saturday, amongst the record crowds of over 30,000, I counted more than 20 tartan kilts, several plain black or camouflage kilts and about six Utilikilts. I wonder if this had anything to do with all the cards I handed out at last year's event!!!

I appreciate that you are all clamouring to see a photo of the kilt I was wearing this year, but I have not 'processed' the pix yet. Hopefully within 24 hours, Gentlemen. What was I wearing? Oh, just a new 'Rainbow' kilt that I received on Friday......