Quote Originally Posted by WBHenry View Post
They also avoid the dreaded subject of white kilt hose and whether to use traditional garter ties or elastic. I do have to wonder if they carry sgian dubhs...and where...
Don't even think about it. Although there was a time when they were carried in your oxter. And before anyone asks, an oxter is Scots for an armpit. So if you hear someone complain about "oxterguff" you know they are raising an issue about the lack of deodorant.