What's Your Favorite Universal Tartan?

[Grizzly]

Okay, I know how this is going to sound, but.... with a lining that pretty, how does one manage to keep the kilt ON? I'd be wanting to show it to everybody.

Yes that would be interesting, I could just unbuckle the front apron as the lining extends the whole width. Although that would still appear to a casual observer that I was just about to divest myself.

In which case it will stay safely buckled unless I get extremely lucky. Makes a much more interesting chat up line, as in "would you like to see my Jacobite monument" rather than "would you care to see my etchings"