Quote Originally Posted by Father Bill View Post
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'

Caller: 'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ...'

(I know, it's lame, but it's the best I could come up with this morning.)
Respectfully Father Bill......don't give up your "day job"......

Hawk