My pair of custom red kilt hose, hand knit by my wife to fit my calves, have vanished. They were last seen hanging from a line in the laundry room. No one in the house has any idea where they went now.

On top of that, I got serious about weight loss, and now I have two kilts that are too big for me, and a third that is going to be too big soon, and two that still fit, one of which my son borrowed, and packed away with a bunch of his clothes when he moved, and is now missing in action.

That one better show up very soon.

In any case, I am unhappy.