Traditionalist beware... I don't want anyone to have a cardiac issue on my behalf...

So my lovely wife is a florist, and so ribbon with which to make flashes is pretty easy to come by in my house. About two weeks ago she jokingly said that I should make s new set of flashes out of a zebra print ribbon. The a couple of days ago I was at the shop and found this....
Oddly...I like the idea... Thoughts.,.opinions? Anyone know a good psychologist?????

By the way this is the kilt.



Graham