I have just placed an order for "the book" and am now jonesing while I wait for it to arrive.

Told my wife that it would be cheaper for me to make my own rather than order a bespoke kilt.....

Just like the time I learned I could brew my own beer 5 gallons at a time, I now have the capacity to brew 50 gallons at a time and have enough 5 gallon kegs to theoretically hold 200 gallons of carbonated beer (and I recently quit drinking!)

Oh and the time I bought an old safety razor "to save money on blades" I now have over 30 double edged safety razors, hundreds of blades and a dozen straight razors, brushes, soaps, etc.

I look forward to buying tartan to make my kilt, then a better sewing machine, loads of needles for hand sewing, buckles and straps, thread thread and more thread, then I suppose more tartan by the bolt in endless colors and shades.... [sigh] it never ends for me I guess....