how to eat whilst kilted

[Wil]

If you are using a linen serviette you should be fine, you might want to fold it over (double it) and lay across the lap. Which would be about over your bobbles and bits. But the key is to remember your manners; no slouching, no elbows or arms on the table, no fingers and if enjoying soup "As little ships go out to sea / I dip my spoon AWAY from me". This all helps in keeping the food in its intended place (your mouth) not your kilt.
Now if you are out with the guys at the pub grab 3 or 4 paper serviette's and put them in your lap. But do not take off your kilt to eat, no one wants to see all of that.... Enjoy