Made the order this morning.

Now, the wait.

Ordered a Douglas Modern Philabeg. What can I say? It's inspired beauty.

**Looks at door** is it here yet?

What about now?

Now?

Hmm?

No?

So what do I do now? This is already unbearable. Damn

Now?

So really, what happens now? Do I get to shmooze with celebrity kilt makers, hammering out my options, and getting minute to minute updates on kilt progress?

If I can wait for a dreadlock to mature, I reckon I can wait for a kilt to arrive. Maybe. Possibly.

Well, what about now?