I went to a wedding and ruined it for the bride and groom

[Alan H]

I'm afraid that I did.

This is me, dancing with Marian, the 86 year old Adult Study committee chairwoman at my church. The band was playing "Wipeout", and I dragged her out on the grass to trip the light fantastic. She was the "goodest" of good sports. We did "The Swim" and generally acted silly and had fun to the delight of a number of church members. Consensus is that buried deep inside Marian is a full-on Party Girl. But as you can see, I'm wearing white socks. They are hand-knitted white socks, no less. Thanks, String!



It's clear from this picture of the bride and groom, that my wearing of white socks completely destroyed their day.



I just feel terrible.