But it was handled. I was outnumbered 3 to 1, but a little confidence goes a long way. ;-)

Coming out of the caf with my take out lunch, three guys were giggling like little girls and making skirt comments.

I look over, the giggling subsides a little but they are still being giddy.

I walk over and say "I'm glad you like it fellas but it's called a kilt." Then I put my foot up on the empty chair and point at my calves and say "and these are my kilt hose. See that band at the top? Know what that's for? That's what tells me when to stop when I'm putting my foot up your **** for calling my kilt a skirt."

The giggling stopped immediately, I was satisfied that they got the message, and went back to my desk to finish my lunch.