I'm not sure which I find more annoying, "Are you scottish" or those who ask "Wheres you'r kilt" with a bad accent the days I'm not wearing one.

When six months old I was adopted, the womans great grand parents named Muir came from Scotland, the mans parents named "Di Liberti" came from Sicily.

So when asked "Are you Scottish", I reply "No, but my mother is" then walk away.