Casey, 'me 'ol mate....I know you mean well, I know your intentions are good.....

but the Australian tartan???

1. I wouldn't be buried in it, yuck! OK it would match well with a brown leather jacket....for a lassie maybe.

2. While it's true that I possess an Australian passport, and yes, it can be argued that I have an Australian wife and five Australian kids, but I want to tell you that deep down in my soul......

I am British!!!

Australian tartan???

Thanks, but no thanks