What was your the rudest question

[Dirk95]

Hi all
My rudest question was. I was at a ladies night black tie dinner fully dressed, red Macgregor kilt, pc, white dress shirt, bow tie, dress sporran, ecru hose, dress sgian and black gillies, while at the bar with a good friend a wee guy came up to me and says why are you dressed like that you should not be dressed like that because your not Scottish, bearing in mind I had never met the guy before in my life, to which I replied do you know me, because I certainly don't know you. Then put him right about my heritage and being the son of a Scottish father, told him go away before I deed something I would regret.
Derek
Dirk95