I was on the roof of my workshop today making adjustments to the skylight when a female client drove up.

I yelled out 'hello' and when she saw me she screamed, turned her back to me and yelled "I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look"

I have that effect on women

It's not like the wind was blowing or that I was regimental.
Women can be far too sensitive about men in kilts IMHO.