Don't weaken mate, keep scowling, me and Bubba cracked, smiled once and I for one never felt the same since.
You were right, you warned me about the dangers of smiling and I didn't listen, I thought,'one smile, what can it hurt?'. I just didn't think it could happen to me, I thought I'd be able to get away with doing it just the once.
So Phil don't be weak like I was, stay strong and don't you dare look like you're enjoying yourself
Cheers Rhino