People have active imaginations

[Farmer Jones]

I don’t know about you, Jock, but if your mother was anything like mine then there was no way I was getting out of the house without the necessary underwear. It seems to be an opportunity to be a bit naughty nowadays though.

My mother gave me strict warnings as to how to deal with people who showed an interest in my undergarments. She also taught me that politeness and social awareness alone, can be sufficient circumstance to choose discretion over ones desire for bravado.