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    Musician Jokes

    In another thread OC Richard mentioned a few classic musician jokes. It got me to thinking of the ones I appreciate...

    For example:

    What do you do if you find a drummer standing on your doorstep?

    Pay him for the pizza...He'll leave.

    Or:

    What do you throw to a guitarist who's fallen overboard?


    His amplifier.

    Do YOU have any good musician jokes?
    'A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. "

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