A while back, I took the risk of buying a couple of cheap non-tartan kilts in a closing-down sale. When they arrived, I set them aside for the time being. I've now tried them on, and found that the labels don't match the actual sizes, and I can't wear them.

They're presumably Pakistan-made: 2x2 press-studs at the waist and straps at the R hip. 2 cargo pockets, and a bum pocket.

If anyone is interested, as knockabout wear or doing jobs, please get in touch through X Marks and you can have them for £10 each or £15 for the two plus postage.

1) Black heavy brushed denim. Ostensibly size 38, actually a tight 37.

2) Bright blue stiff denim. Ostensibly size 38, actually 36. Mediocre workmanship.