The Gospel according to "Rigged".

There's NOTHING worse that getting into a car (on the driver's side in North America) with a "tank" on. The guys that drive on the "wrong" side of the road don't have that problem as much. Think about it! They slide-in on the right, which allows the pleats to lay naturally! DANG!

The discomfort of sitting in a UtiliKilt for an extended period of time on a firm surface is HUGE. Those pleats and that material will leave your backside looking like a Ruffles potato chip!

Nobody's moon was meant to have that many cracks!