What would you say is the best reasonably reputable priced kilt maker in the UK?

[Troglodyte]

Thankyou “Trog”! You have put into words exactly what I should have tried to explain is the situation.

It’s too early in the day for my ancient and seemingly addled brain to get up to speed. Perhaps it’s time for me to retire from the fray? Well, perhaps not , but the time is getting close!

Eh..? What..?

Retire from the fray..?

Sorry old chum, the small print of your contract shows you've signed up for the duration. So nothing doing!

As our hero JRJ says in Whisky Galore, it's a well-known fact that most men are born a double whisky below par, so have a dram and you'll soon be feeling up for it again.

Anyway, you're like the anchor-man in our tug-o-war team - if you let go of the rope, we all fall...